Gotta love "sufficient ankle space to kick around in"...

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

"Go away! You're not welcome here!

You may be wondering who I'm addressing.

You've never been a good fit for me...

It's getting there.

And while everyone else might accept you back with open legs...

That's heartfelt.

And fond memories of sufficient ankle space to kick around in...

Remember?!

I despise you because you make my thighs look HUGE.

Yep. I've lost you guys.

'Tis the Seasonal Post

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

I don't know what more appropriate way to start this post than by saying, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Welcome back! Another ice breaker to begin would be asking how your guys' Halloween was this year. It's been awhile, hasn't it? My Hallows' Eve update: I went as a nurse; stethoscope, scrubs, and all. Ready to face the Ebola. -That joke was in-vogue at the time. 
Just to make things clear, I was simply dressing as a nurse for ease. My dad had a whole collection of doodads for the ensemble. His scrubs were obviously far from my size. In conclusion, I TOTALLY PULLED IT OFF (at least, that's what I keep telling myself for peace of mind).
James (the Boyfriend) and I went to an arcade party set up at a local brewery. So much cosplay, it was overwhelming, mostly because I had to ask James who the hell they were dressed as every time. 

Now, for the main event! Outfit post, FTW!

...Featuring Ghirardelli deliciousness.

More after the jump!

Pick "Treat"

Friday, October 31, 2014


Wearing orange in this post for Halloween! Just in case you're wondering, I have no idea what I'm going to dress up as; Procrastinating like a pro.